I am boarderline about telling you this story because it’s gross, but I really can’t help myself.
Last month, I had a craving for black bean pumpkin soup. Sounds delicious, right? Nutty black beans, creamy pumpkin, topped off with some cubes of pan fried ham. I had some extra black beans, so I increased the bean to pumpkin ratio, then cooked it all up and pureed part of it to make it have a more interesting consistency.
It tasted great. But it looked exactly like a giant bowl of steaming shit.
Will and I put up a large textbook as a divider so we couldn’t see each other eat. Watching your significant other eat it is even worse that watching yourself eat it. We called it “Two Stantons and One Cup (of Soup).”
Ever since then I’ve been paranoid that I will make another soup that will look horrific. For 20 minutes, I debated whether to use my immersion blender on my Winter White Bean Soup. I worry the texture won’t be interesting enough without blending, but we all know what happens when we mix ROY G BIV together, I thought. Fortunately the soup looks appetizing, pretty even, and tastes even better.
I made this soup for my friend Amy’s birthday this weekend. Amy and her husband Matt, our friends Tyson and Kristina, and Will and me rented a condo in the mountains and holed up for the weekend with some games, birthday cake, and beer. Here’s the birthday girl, enjoying her serenade.
Our condo came with a jacuzzi, which I don’t think any of us realized was just a glorified bathtub that would not fit 6 of us. Despite the lack of room, none of us could shake the necessity of giving Amy a champagne toast in a jacuzzi. So we all put on our swimsuits and stood in the hot tub, crammed like sardines while toasting our friend. Sadly, I lack any pictures of this. But believe me when I say that a good night was had by all.
WINTER WHITE BEAN SOUP (made by me, inspired by my fridge and pantry)
Ingredients
3 tbsp olive oil
1 large onion, coarsely chopped
4 celery stalks, coarsely chopped
3 large carrots, coarsely chopped
6 large garlic cloves, minced
8 cups chicken broth (separated into 4 cups and 4 cups)
2 cups uncooked barley
3 cans (15 oz) white beans, drained and rinsed
1 can (28 oz) whole peeled tomatoes, chopped, 1/2 cup juice reserved
1 cup Italian parsley, chopped
1 tablespoon ground sage
1 tablespoon freshly ground pepper
1 large turkey kielbasa, chopped coarsley
Parmesan rind (if you’ve got it optional)
12 oz baby spinach
RECIPE
Put heavy bottomed pot (like a Dutch oven) over medium high heat. Once it’s hot, add olive oil. Get the olive oil hot, then add onion, celery, carrots, and garlic. Saute until onion becomes soft and translucent (about 5 minutes), stirring occasionally.
While vegetables saute, place 2 cups barley in a medium saucepan. Cover with 4 cups chicken broth. Simmer for 30-40 mins until barley is tender.
Add remaining 4 cups chicken broth, beans, tomatoes, tomato juice, and parsley to pot. Remove from heat. Blend about 3/4 the soup with an immersion blender, then stir and return to heat. Add sage, pepper, kielbasa, and parmesan rind. Simmer until barley is done.
When barley is finished, add to soup. Place a handful of raw spinach in each serving bowl. Pour soup over spinach and stir as it wilts. Enjoy.